NonPC Fox's definitions

Douche Mecca

The Apple Store, mecca to hipster douchebags everywhere.

"Look at all the pilgrims to Douche Mecca today."

by NonPC Fox October 13, 2016

security lard

Your typical overweight Rent-A-Cop or security guard.

"Oh, yes, I feel MUCH safer with that security lard patrolling the area."

by NonPC Fox February 5, 2009

Murse-a

A sub-faggotonic state characterized by the carrying of a large man-purse (murse).

Person 1: "Uh oh, looks like he's infected with murse-a."
Person 2: "I knew he was a bit fruity."

by NonPC Fox March 2, 2009

Wetback and Sons

Nickname for any stereotypical Mexican-owned landscaping or similar business.

Reference to many real-life businesses with similar names, as well as the TV show "Sanford and Son".

"My yard's looking a little ratty again. Time to call Wetback and Sons.

by NonPC Fox September 24, 2016

FUV

Fucking Ugly Vehicle

Used to describe some of the more hideous SUV-like designs such as the Pontiac Aztek, Honda Element, and the Scion.

"That's not an SUV. It's an FUV!"

"What's with all the FUV's companies are putting out these days?"

"What kind of person would buy an FUV like that?"

by NonPC Fox March 25, 2008

Douche Coupe

A Mini Cooper. Given that these cars are almost exclusively purchased by hipster douchebags, you will almost always see them being driven in an inconsiderate and often deliberately-illegal fashion.

Oh look, it's a Little Douche Coupe!

by NonPC Fox September 3, 2016

punt rat

Any very small dog, such as a chihuahua or dachshund, that stands just tall enough for you to get your foot under and punt it.

"That damn chihuahua is just punt rat!"

by NonPC Fox April 28, 2008