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Insecure Girl: I want to be anorexic, but I like food too much! What should I do?
TV Commercial: Wanna lose weight fast, but don't want to have to starve yourself? Then try Bulimia! All you have to do is eat all you want, make yourself throw up, and watch the pounds melt off!
Announcer at the end that talks really quickly: Side effects include heart attack, stomach ulcers, shitting yourself, pissing yourself, tooth decay, bad breath, and death.
Insecure Girl: That sounds great! I'll start right away! (eats 30 tons of twinkies then throws up so much that it floods her house)
TV Commercial: Wanna lose weight fast, but don't want to have to starve yourself? Then try Bulimia! All you have to do is eat all you want, make yourself throw up, and watch the pounds melt off!
Announcer at the end that talks really quickly: Side effects include heart attack, stomach ulcers, shitting yourself, pissing yourself, tooth decay, bad breath, and death.
Insecure Girl: That sounds great! I'll start right away! (eats 30 tons of twinkies then throws up so much that it floods her house)
by Non-Bulimic person November 25, 2010