When attending a persons home of who you dislike, take a shit in the toliet tank instead of the bowl. This is by far going out of the park and into the upperdeck where it will not be known until long after you depart their house.
When your wife makes you go to her boss's party who you would like to kill, go to the bathroom and leave him an Upper Decker and you'll know who the joke is really on.
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