2 definitions by NoPantsMan

Top Definition
occurs when a sport commentator masturbates
Radio: "We're five minutes in, and the right hand is beginning to get tired now...they're gonna sub in the left hand any minute now. Wow!! What a flawless transition from the right to left hand! Now the left hand prepares for the finisher, and he slams down in one beautiful action, which is why he is a profesional. And WHITE FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Dan: I didn't know Dick Vital does a sportgasm show.
by NoPantsMan April 04, 2012
The group of women that have had sex with Tiger Woods.
Charlene: Hey, Maria. Guess what?
Maria: What?
Charlene: I just had sex with Tiger Woods.
Maria: Oh that's so funny I had sex with him a few days ago. We are both tigers now.
by NoPantsMan May 29, 2012
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