Jack: I'm gonna go get some money from the ATM.
Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?
Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!
Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.
Tim: What was that?
Kate: You heard me r tard.
Tim: Fuck you guys!
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