Ninja Disaster's definitions

4 Banger

A vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine; They're pretty much crap without some sort of forced induction system.

You can turn your 120hp Integra 4-banger into a 250hp contender with a turbo kit, mate. Of course, you could have gotten a Camaro or a DSM with that money, but noooo...

by Ninja Disaster November 24, 2004

Liberal Media

A myth used by Republicans to justify having bilge like FoxNews and Rush Limbaugh on the air. One of the Five Great Scapegoats of the modern American Republican who blames all of his shortcomings on everything but himself.

Scapegoat 1: Terrorists/Foreigners
Scapegoat 2: Democrats and Other Liberals
Scapegoat 3: "The Liberal Media"
Scapegoat 4: Secularism
Scapegoat 5: The Poor

by Ninja Disaster January 11, 2004

Audioslave

A band who can't decide whether they're the new Soundgarden or not. Nine times out of ten, you probably couldn't tell an Audioslave track apart from a Soundgarden track. I still like them though.

They're confused as hell, but they still make good music. Cornell + Morello = Win.

by Ninja Disaster January 22, 2004

home shopping network

The perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless shit on her husband's credit card.

$300 for a solar-powered toothbrush with a built-in hedge trimmer. I'll buy it!!

by Ninja Disaster June 19, 2003

Headbangers Ball

A show that was once cool but is now a mere shadow of its former self. Too few metal videos, man...

If they show that godawful Zakk Wylde video again, I'm going to scream.

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003

Fox News

National Republican Bullshit Network. Watched by ignorant, gun-toting, flag-waving ultra-nationalistic right-wing Christian fundamentalists who think George Bush is the new fucking Messiah or something; basically, the scum of American society who, if they had their way, would turn America in a fascistic police state in order to feel safe from the "terrorists" (aka: "brown people").

Fox News is only good for laughing at the bullshit those worthless Republicans like to spew. If you want a real source of news, go the independent route.

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003

Patriot Act

A kneejerk response to word9/11/word that has the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves. The single greatest advancement of fascism in United States history, and it's only the beginning...

At this rate, we'll have more freedom in communist China than here in the United States.

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003