1 definition by Ninja Cullen
a pedophile who comes into homes looking for children from the ages of 2-9 to molest. He comes down the chimey, eats the cookies and milk the kids leave out, goes upstairs to molest the children, and then leaves a present thanking the little ones for their service.
Mom: "What are you asking Santa Claus for this christmas."
Kid : " A tazer."
Mom: "Why would you ask for that?!"
Kid: "So he can stop coming to our house. He takes off my clothes and makes me do weird things. A tazer could stop him for sure."
Mom: ......
Kid : " A tazer."
Mom: "Why would you ask for that?!"
Kid: "So he can stop coming to our house. He takes off my clothes and makes me do weird things. A tazer could stop him for sure."
Mom: ......
by Ninja Cullen December 16, 2009