3 definitions by Nilay Patel
Regular bruv: dude i sitting on the toilet yesterday trying push this shit out when I pissed instead
Rishi: dude it totally sounds like you had a nando
Rishi: dude it totally sounds like you had a nando
by Nilay Patel October 7, 2018
A highly contagious disease that is extremely disgusting and is particular to individuals in the South Asian community. It is best to stay as far away from individuals possessing this disease as possible.
"Yooo, I'm not feeling too good..."
"OH MY GOD! Dude, get the fuck away from me."
"Why, what's wrong?"
"You've got nilaids!"
"OH MY GOD! Dude, get the fuck away from me."
"Why, what's wrong?"
"You've got nilaids!"
by Nilay Patel October 21, 2018
"Oh man...I was just taking a piss and totally had a nendu."
"Jeez, that explains why the guy who came out right before you was holding his nose."
"Jeez, that explains why the guy who came out right before you was holding his nose."
by Nilay Patel September 11, 2018