A country Tito made up to piss off Greeks and Bulgarians.
Tito: You know what would really piss off those fuckers? If I made a country called Macedonia.
Stalin: LOL, that's awesome!
A large, constipated, dry turd that stretches the anus to a point that may be sexually arousing.
Ever since I had that turkish turd, I'm very open to anal sex.
Unexpected flatulence during oral sex.
I was eating her out when she gave me a turkish delight
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