132 definitions by Nikki Stixx
(noun) The total collective sum of what someone is presently without, or to the negative, as the end result of having any type of dealings with others whom the person knew good and hell well beforehand that such individuals were absolutely and in totality complete pieces of dog-shit, thieving-ass cutthroat bastard mother fuckin human trash.
Jerry stared at his home in complete shock even though the slippage was undeniable. Under the illusion of housesitting while Jerry went on a short 4 day vacation, Brandon and Betsy had pulled a complete fuckover on ole Jerry-Bear. His home was turned upside-down and ransacked, it appeared as though anything that could be resold was taken. It appeared as though the only thing that hadn't been taken were the sheets stretched and torn, hanging from the mattress of Jerry's bed, and it looked as though they had been used as both an ass-wiping rag because of the fecal streak marks about it, and also a come rag they used to wipe themselves off with that had the couple's sex juices sticky and stained all over it.
by Nikki Stixx October 3, 2021
(noun) An arrangement between a man and a woman who are dating or are good friends in which case the woman trades her man sex in exchange for goods or services. Such an arrangement is also mereferred to as hoing, whoring, prostituting, etc.
Nikki was talking to his grandma, and was telling her about the arrangement he and his true love Betsy had as far as pussy payments were concerned. Rolling her eyes as she began, Grandma told him, "Grandson, you about stupid as all hell. 'Pussy payments'? Humphhh, child, that's just plain ol' whoring, Mr. Two Degrees".
by Nikki Stixx August 22, 2020
(Verb) The unsavory practice of a man sticking his cock in both a woman's vagina and asshole without washing his cock in between orifices. Oftentimes is the case this dirty bird will alternate between the two without any consideration of the health hazards he is potentially placing on his receptor.
Shut-faced drunk Kevin was throwing the cock to Betsy with reckless abandon and throwing caution to the wind doin a little double dipping action as he slid his cock first in her asshole and then her vagina and continued to do so in no steady order. Being one if her many 'trusty-rusties' Betsy could tell whenever Kevin was about to cash in his chips, so when that came about she quickly pushed him out of her and proceeded to polish his knob so that she wouldn't seem so slimy to her current boyfriend if she had to go and put up with his shit later. Plus being a semen depository for so many sometimes gave Betsy a not-so-fresh feeling inside, and smelled pretty funky outside as well.
by Nikki Stixx November 17, 2020
Like clockwork every payday evening Joe would go on the prowl for sexual fun, scoping out any girl he felt might be a Dirty-Butt. I wished his mom would catch him doing that.
by Nikki Stixx October 18, 2019
(abbreviation) In short, SUCK A DICK. In long-speak, the condensed, shorthand sequence of print heralding defiance, contempt and disgusting indifference stopping short of outright hatred to its intended recipient Simplistic, straight to the point, and more oftentimes than not easy to translate without any previous exposure to the sequence. Coined, created and transcribed by well known International Phrase-coiner and Exhibitionist N. Nick in his successful attempt and creation in producing in abbreviation that was sincere and heart felt degradation to its intended yet remaining not overtly profane and blatantly vulgar to nearby witnesses.
Touring some of the town’s more seedy and dingy parts John and Paul amused themselves as they attempted to decipher and interpret some of the local color bursting in multiple colorings and shadings. “Ehhhhh” sang John, in that absolutely aggravating as Fuck English accent everyone seems to notice, “Wonder wot that over there in red and black paint is supposed to be about?” Reading it aloud he began “S-a-D” seeming to make his reproduction sound like a question. “Shit, you’re such a dumbshit, John, ‘Suck A Dick’, Muthafucka, what the bloody hell’s wrong with you?” Paul asked noticeably aggravated and impatient. “Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick… Suck This Dick, Jesus-fucking-Christ already. Suck A Dick, John. Go fuck-all, muthafucka”.
by Nikki Stixx April 9, 2022
(verb) The submission of clandestine and sensitive information that was originally intended to remain as such; ratting; snitching; narcing; "telling on" someone or some people.
If ever Betsy gets put in the interrogation room that hog bitch will start singing on the whole crew just to save her own ass. Damn is that bitch ever a cutthroat.
by Nikki Stixx February 4, 2020
The practice of providing advice and helpful suggestions to a novice regarding potentially dangerous activities in the hope that they will heed the advice and not cause hurt or harm to themselves or others.
Practicing harm reduction Keith showed Brittany how to IV drugs. According to him he didn't want the wrong person showing her the wrong way, because he knew she was headstrong.
by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2018