Nik Canning's definitions

Everything but the girl

There are two meanings for this word, the first is the name for a 90s pop group, featuring a lead singer with a faced like Nicholas Lyndhurst with Bell's Palsy.

The second is a luxury wank, featuring soft music, a nice meal and some wine. Hence the term, 'everything but the girl'

#1 Who sang 'Missing'? Everything but the girl

#2 Jesus, my bollocks are as full as a whore's snatch, time for an 'everything but the girl'

by Nik Canning October 29, 2005

EPOC

One of the most stable handheld operating systems on the market, more emphasis on performance than colour, EPOC powered psions and other electronic devices for over eight years.

Palm and CE are not a patch on EPOC

by Nik Canning November 5, 2003

Visor

A elastic piece of crap with a tinted plastic peak on, mainly worn by soccer moms at sporting events along with thier pristine white tracksuit and gleaming hyundai santa fe

God lucia has a red visor, they are so 2001

by Nik Canning November 20, 2003

Wog socket

A white women shagging a black man!

<man>I hate those Wog Sockets
<man1> I know, they should stick to their own colour

by Nik Canning August 9, 2003

Slim

A slang term for aids, Because it makes you slim

She is such a slapper,
i would give it a week before she gets slim!

by Nik Canning August 10, 2003

Fujitsu

The makers of the finest air-conditioning units in the world.

I was thinking of installing a Daikin Unit in my office.

No don't do that, get a Fujitsu!

by Nik Canning August 17, 2003

SD

Secure Digital, probably the best solid-state memory cards money can buy, Faster and safer than XD, CF, Super CF, and MMC

I bought a 64 MB SD card for my Digi-Cam.........Dude excellent choice!

by Nik Canning August 17, 2003