Nik Canning's definitions

Everything but the girl

There are two meanings for this word, the first is the name for a 90s pop group, featuring a lead singer with a faced like Nicholas Lyndhurst with Bell's Palsy.

The second is a luxury wank, featuring soft music, a nice meal and some wine. Hence the term, 'everything but the girl'

#1 Who sang 'Missing'? Everything but the girl

#2 Jesus, my bollocks are as full as a whore's snatch, time for an 'everything but the girl'

by Nik Canning October 29, 2005

Fujitsu

The makers of the finest air-conditioning units in the world.

I was thinking of installing a Daikin Unit in my office.

No don't do that, get a Fujitsu!

by Nik Canning August 17, 2003

EPOC

One of the most stable handheld operating systems on the market, more emphasis on performance than colour, EPOC powered psions and other electronic devices for over eight years.

Palm and CE are not a patch on EPOC

by Nik Canning November 5, 2003

Visor

A elastic piece of crap with a tinted plastic peak on, mainly worn by soccer moms at sporting events along with thier pristine white tracksuit and gleaming hyundai santa fe

God lucia has a red visor, they are so 2001

by Nik Canning November 20, 2003

Wog socket

A white women shagging a black man!

<man>I hate those Wog Sockets
<man1> I know, they should stick to their own colour

by Nik Canning August 9, 2003

Nokia 6260

A very well built, highly specced, clamshell business phone by Nokia.

It runs on the symbian series 60 OS, and has a wid range of features including a VGA resolution camera, video recording, PTT, POP3/IMAP support, large colour screen, and a very novel twisting / rotating clam.

''I'm thinking of getting a C500''

''Dude, get a 6260''

by Nik Canning March 11, 2005

Slim

A slang term for aids, Because it makes you slim

She is such a slapper,
i would give it a week before she gets slim!

by Nik Canning August 10, 2003