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Definitions by Nickodemus Bartholomew

The study of numbers.

Any math besides statistics that you learn after seventh grade is just there so they can have some math to teach you. Nobody gives a shit about the quadratic formula. Hell, you won't even use that for engineering! All I can think of using anything above seventh grade for is a math teacher.

Fuck math
Kid 1: hey man, I've been doing some math!

Kid 2: Fuck math, and fuck you
Math by Nickodemus Bartholomew November 6, 2008