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AssKohl's

A department store chain whose management practices are questionable to say the least, up to and including the practice of allowing the management's "pets" to work 40 hours a week during the slow season, and giving you 4 hours that same week. Of course, after your 4 hour shift, they generally ask you to stay later to help THEM out.
Expect great things. NOT

Nick-Man, these managers are REAL AssKohl's.

Grant-I heard that, but they make the schedule, man.

by Nick Player January 11, 2009