Vulgar slang for disabled lavatory, a portmanteau of spastic and bog - the latter, in turn, metonymic slang for toilet. The privacy and seclusion such facilities offer make them popular locations for masturbation.
I'm just popping off to the spazbogs for a.. tacit.
The literal and spiritual condition of the modern office-working serf. The atomistic tedium of their occupation is sometimes balanced by an attempt at ersatz social interaction through eclectic Internet mailing lists.
deskbound cnuts of the world sneer yawnfully into your cup-o-soup.
Acronym expanded to the Brass Eye Mailing List Industrie (SA). Also known as the Brasslist (obs). A mailing list for opinionated deskboundcnuts whose origin was in discussing and promoting the Brass Eye satirical television series created by the comedian Christopher Morris.