627 definitions by Nick D

project bitch

A bitch that isn't too great right now, but will be very good in the future once you succeed in working your magic on her in one way or another.

Neil: "Heard you and Mary are getting together."
Bob: "Yeah, what about it?"
Neil: "That girl's the biggest prude this side of the Susquehanna. You couldn't get in those pants if you were her favorite pair of panties."
Bob: "S'aiight nigga. She's a project bitch. Give me a couple of months and I'll be hittin' that like J.J. Redick hits wide-open threes."

by Nick D February 12, 2004

hood slide

see bo-duke it...basically means jumping into a car by unconventional means, i.e. over the side of the door or the back (only possible in a jeep, convertible, pick-up truck, or similar vehicle).

"When a mountain of a man with a 'born to kill' tattoo
Tried to cut in, I knocked out his front tooth
We ran outside, hood sliding like Bo Duke
What was I thinking?"
-Dierks Bentley ("What Was I Thinking?")

by Nick D October 1, 2003

buffalo

1) (n) A large hairy mammal.
2) (n) A city in western New York.
3) (n, adj) A type of hot wing sauce.
4) (v) To intimidate, as by a display of confidence or authority.

Buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
(it's a legitimate sentence, really...the 4th "buffalo" is the verb)

by Nick D December 4, 2005

hunt for the green october

A search for marijuana, usually involves making phone calls and asking random people on the street. Has absolutely nothing to do with nuclear submarine warfare or those fucking Commies.

"Where's Tommy tonight?"
"He went out on a hunt for the green october about 4 hours ago."
"Oh."
"Sometimes you just gotta smoke."

by Nick D September 25, 2003

goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to a place with very low quality women for an extended period of time. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale, sort of like a curve on a test. So if a 6 is the best around, she starts looking like a 10 and a 4 will start looking like a 7 or 8. A girl who at first appears tore up from the floor up will eventually improve to nothing to write home about as the goggles set in. It's an altered state of perception.

When Will first came to UC-Berkeley and saw all the nappy-dreaded hippie beast women the school had to offer, he thought he'd never find anything to beat up. But eventually, after the goggles finally took effect, he found himself bringing home a new swamp donkey every night and loving every minute of it.

by Nick D August 18, 2004

spot

1) a place, which may or may not physically exist, which brings great joy or pleasure.
2) the place where everything happens

1) "Man, those 10 shots of Everclear really hit the spot. That's exactly what a playa needed." (passes out)

Bill Lumbergh, in bed with Jennifer Aniston: "Yeeeeaah, if you could move a little to the left that'd be greeeeaaat. Yeeeeeaah, that's the spot." (drinks coffee)

2)
Tyrell: "Yo let's go to Club One tonight and get da mac on wit some bitches."
Loc-Dog: "Hell yeah nigga that place be da SPOT."

by Nick D October 29, 2003

y'ins

A synonym of "y'all." Most likely came from a contraction of "you ones" or something like that. Often has other contractions appended onto it, such as in "y'ins'dn't've" (you all would not have). Used in rural America.

If y'ins'dn't've let the sheep get out the yard, I'dn't've had to go back to that damn wretched mother of yours.

by Nick D January 17, 2005