A pleasant academic institution located in the idyllic north-west of England
. Among its proudest exploits is producing an utterly marvellous range of A-Level
results from its carefully-nurtured students.
The best department by far is the English
Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.
Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism
, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes
and spacing their commas