The national language of Guitteauland, in which the word "pussy" has nearly 50 variations. Any one with the surname "Guitteau" is traditionally fluent in this odd language, and he/she usually has saggy titties along with very hairy pussy pubes.
Mary Lynn GUITTEAU: I wike to say hewow to strangas and hahve wiiild sayx with zthem.
Austin: I don't know what the fuck u sayin'- you must be speekin' the Guitty. And get yo tits outta ma face.