1 definition by Neil Sarkar

Definition:
The deuce a.k.a. The coffee kids a.k.a. The fat load a.k.a. The jeffersons a.k.a. A turd

Background:
A particularly vile, stringy, and bulbous turd was found residing in a house toilet. It was referred to as 'the fat crispy' in what was a swift burst of genius by Neil.
"Man that taco bell isn't sitting right. I think i gotta drop the fat crispy"
by Neil Sarkar October 13, 2004
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