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1 definition by Nautical Narwhal

 
1.
A large, orange colored land mammal native to the state of New Jersey.

If you ever come into contact with this animal, you turn away, AND YOU RUN! RUN JOHNNY! SAVE YOURSELF! TELL KATIE I LOVE HER!
Tim: What the heck is that things?
Bobby: It's called a "Snooki".
Tim: What is it doing?
Bobby: ..... Look away son.
by Nautical Narwhal September 06, 2011