3 definitions by NaturePoole

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A derogatory term Republicans use to refer to the Democratic Party. This term comes from the fact that the Democratic Party's mascot is the Donkey, and the fact that "Jackass" is another name for "Donkey".
The thought process goes like this:

Democratic Party = Donkey = Jackass ---> Jackass Party

"Jackass Party" has a two- fold meaning. On one level it refers to the Democratic Party's mascot- the Donkey. On another level it expresses the common Republican view that Democrats are Jackasses - hence the "Jackass Party" (or the party of jackasses who's mascot is a jackass).
Example 1.

GUY ON THE STREET: Can you believe what Obama just did?! What a bad idea!

REPUBLICAN: That's what happens when you have a member of the Jackass Party running things.

Example 2.

DEMOCRAT: I love ObamaCare, and marijuana, and political correctness, and Hillary Clinton, and Planned Parenthood, and welfare, and government programs.

REPUBLICAN: So. You're a member of the Jackass Party, huh?
by NaturePoole November 05, 2011
A government that is in the gutter - one that is malfunctioning or corrupt. A government that is at an all time low in terms of quality, performance, and morality.

Furthermore, a gutterment is a government that's clogged with red tape, bureaucracy, and incompetent/corrupt leaders to the point that it is nearly impossible for that governemnt to function properly or get anything accomplished - much like a gutter that cannot serve it's purpose of letting water flow through it freely because it's too clogged with leaves and crap.
EXAMPLE. 1:

The U.S. government

EXAMPLE 2:

BENNY: Congress took 10 months to decide on that bill, then the President refused to sign it, so it went back to Congress 13 times, and when the President FINALLY signed it someone said it was unconstitutional, so now the Supreme Court has to decide whether it's Constitutional or not - and I can only imagine how long THAT's gonna take.

JOHN: That's the gutterment for you.

EXAMPLE 3:

BILL: I had to go through 17 departments and 15 inspections before the town gave me the permit to build Fido his dog house in my back yard.

PAUL: The gutterment makes life so easy, doesn't it?

EXAMPLE 4:

JACK: So this congressman proposed a bill to help fight the War on Drugs, and the next day he gut busted with a kilo of crack a joint of weed. So then congress decides to give him $500,000 of the taxpayer's money to compensate him for the "trauma and public humiliation" he experienced as a result of being arrested.

RANDY: we truly do have a great gutterment.
by NaturePoole December 05, 2011
Plural "Bastard Wars"

A "Bastard War" is an illegitimate war; meaning a war that was started illegally. In the U.S, a Bastard War is born when a United States President engages in war without the consent of the United States Congress.

Essentially a President gives birth to a Bastard War outside of the Constitution, like woman gives birth to a bastard child outside of wedlock.
Both President George W. Bush and President Barack Obama have given birth to "Bastard Wars". The war in Libya is one of Obama's bastard wars. Bush's War is of course a bastard war, but it can also be defined as a whole series of Bastard Wars.
by NaturePoole October 30, 2011

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