3 definitions by Nate The Ape
The Wax Job is the act of ejaculating in a female's ear, and preserving it until the semen turns into an orange wax, then using a Q-Tip to clean it up like ear wax, creating a pleasurable euphoric sensation. Combined with other stimulation it can result in toe-curling orgasms
by Nate The Ape September 21, 2019
A 'pianus' is a piano with penuses as keys, with the white keys being white penuses and the black keys being black penuses.
Pianus teacher: "Okay Lindsay, are you ready to learn how to play the pianus?"
Lindsay: "No! The pianus makes my fingers sticky!!!"
Lindsay: "No! The pianus makes my fingers sticky!!!"
by Nate The Ape January 30, 2020
Spanish for 'seriously', often used as a polite way of showing lack of interest, or as a cop-out to having an intellectual conversation with your friends
by Nate The Ape August 21, 2020