34 definitions by Nasty Nate

/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public
Back off! Do you want me to open a can of whup ass on your bitch ass?
by Nasty Nate October 2, 2003
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Someone that rides your ass to the peak
Damn dude, that douche was a real ass hiker
by Nasty Nate February 8, 2015
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the dude on the porno set who mops up the jizz after the money shot
You couldn't pay me enough to be a jizz mopper, bro!
by Nasty Nate June 19, 2003
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They call yo mama "The Squirrel" cuz she always got nuts in her mouth!
Yo mama like the bus: everybody gets a ride for one dollar!
by Nasty Nate October 3, 2003
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an ass dildo used to simulate butt fucking; you can use this to simulate being on the "bitch end" of a booty juke
Damn, man! I misplaced my butt plug!
by Nasty Nate June 20, 2003
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a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches
by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004
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