44 definitions by Nastina

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.

I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.

by Nastina August 8, 2005

Sacramento

The capital of California, also known as Suckramento.Contrary to popular belief, Sacramento is NOT a cowtown, Sacramento County is mostly urban-suburban, but make no mistake, it is DEFINITELY NOT exciting here either. After 10pm, there is absolutely nothing to do, unless you enjoy getting drunk (like everywhere, bars are open until 2am), or going to the 24-hour WalMart, or smoking crank.

"Sacramento: where fun comes to die..."

by Nastina August 7, 2005

Glamour

A great magazine for neo-feminists, with articles on women's issues, fashion, make-up, and celebrity features.Glamour is also known for thier dos & don'ts, where they photogragh people walking down the street to show examples of fashion dos and don'ts.

"Glamour says: wearing head-to-toe leopard print is definitely NOT a do!"

by Nastina August 25, 2005

that's news to me!

What you say to somebody when they say something completely dumb. Must be said in a really sarcastic, annoying tone.

Phil-"Toni Braxton was born a man! She admitted it on Oprah."
Dave-"WOW! That's news to me!"

Janie-"Bush totally planned 9/11 to make himself look good!"
Pete-"That's news to me!"

by Nastina August 30, 2005

dicky-doo

When the fat guy's belly sticks out more than his dicky-doo!

'Look at Chubbs over there...I bet he got a dicky-doo!'

by Nastina August 6, 2005

USweekly

Really fluffy magazine with tons of glossy pictures and tons more of the latest celebrity gossip. Also known for thier 'fashion police' section in the back with famous people wearing the most laughable clothing ever!

"USweekly: one of my favorite guilty pleasures."

by Nastina August 25, 2005

pothead

A complete loser who's got nothing better to do than smoke/talk about smoking weed.If smoking marijuana is the only thing interesting you can talk about, you are a BORING FUCK! My Granny smoked weed...it's not original OR exciting, you STUPID FUCKEN HIPPY!

"Light up a blunt, man, I got nothin more exciting to do then smoke weed...yea...i'm cool...i can put a joint to my mouth and LIGHT IT! I'm so original...."

by Nastina August 6, 2005