1 definition by Nash Carlton

One who usually ejaculates after approximately two thrusts of the penis during sexual intercourse, with the opposite or same sex.

Typically one who remains abstinent.
Paige:" So, how was Ivan last night;)?"
Madison:" So lame, he was a Two Pump Dump kinda guy..."
Paige:"Oh no! What a loser!"
Madison:"But his brother was pretty cute;)"
by Nash Carlton January 17, 2017
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