Definitions by Napoleon Dizzle

Kaleidocock

A person who is a complete cock no matter which way you look at it.

John: Frank is such a cock.

Matt: Maybe he's just misunderstood.

John: No, he's a kaleidocock.

Kaleidocock by Napoleon Dizzle October 6, 2008

Heshcut

When a person with long, unkempt hair goes to the hairdresser, and comes back with his/her hair looking just as mangy and unkempt as before.

I thought you said Tim got a haircut? It looks the same as when he left.

Yeah, I think he just got a heshcut.

Heshcut by Napoleon Dizzle August 3, 2008

eccruement

Eccruement is fecel matter that has not yet left the body (become excrement) and is accruing significant interest as it digests.

It is symptomatic of a heavy, unstable feeling in the stomach or lower intestine. One may feel or hear movements which attract concern in one's digestive process.

I don't feel so good; I'm getting some serious eccruement from last night's man schnitty.

eccruement by Napoleon Dizzle June 17, 2008