3 definitions by Napoleon Dizzle

Top Definition
A person who is a complete cock no matter which way you look at it.
John: Frank is such a cock.

Matt: Maybe he's just misunderstood.

John: No, he's a kaleidocock.
by Napoleon Dizzle August 10, 2008
When a person with long, unkempt hair goes to the hairdresser, and comes back with his/her hair looking just as mangy and unkempt as before.
I thought you said Tim got a haircut? It looks the same as when he left.

Yeah, I think he just got a heshcut.
by Napoleon Dizzle July 10, 2008
Eccruement is fecel matter that has not yet left the body (become excrement) and is accruing significant interest as it digests.

It is symptomatic of a heavy, unstable feeling in the stomach or lower intestine. One may feel or hear movements which attract concern in one's digestive process.

I don't feel so good; I'm getting some serious eccruement from last night's man schnitty.
by Napoleon Dizzle June 17, 2008
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