Dan Aykroyd's hockey playing twin. Both are Canadian, look/are
overweight and have a receding hairline.
The second most unattractive player
for the Washington Caps. His girlfriend's name
is Gr8. She eats children and small furry animals.
Drives a car designed by douchebags for douchebags.
Green: My name is Mike
Lambor-Green-hi!!! Ain't I clever, eh?
Play hard I Crosby no good
I better I dum dum dum I Stanley Cup I in Brooksy
ass I liiiiike it warm