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Mowjob

While receiving a blowjob, one shaves their pubes with an electric razor; shooting hairs in every direction like a lawnmower with no guard on.

“My girlfriend has an eye infection because one of my pubes lodged itself under her eyelid during a mowjob last week” says Brian.

“The last time I got a mowjob, my girl came up with a beard!” Replies Terry.

by NB mike July 22, 2018