13 definitions by Mystic-X

Bradley Engineer

A person with no concept of design or real world principles when engineering something, often with horrifying results.

Origin: Bradley University in Peoria, IL.

Pulling himself out of his overturned car Tom thought to himself, "That 10 mph hairpin off the interstate must have been the work of a Bradley Engineer."

by Mystic-X June 1, 2007

Ditzes

Plural form of ditz.

Chi-Omegas are all ditzes.

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010

Blue Balls Bailout

When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.

He hasn't had sex in months, you should give him a blue balls bailout.

by Mystic-X October 5, 2009

Fat guy in a little coat

1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat."

2. A big penis in a small condom

-Put down my coat man
-Fat guy in a little coat!

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010

French Embassy

The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."

Craig Ferguson thought a French Embassy wasn't a sex act. Well it is now, enjoy!

by Mystic-X November 4, 2011

Helicopter Tits

Tits moving a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.

I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter tits that I feel off your race-car bed.

by Mystic-X October 4, 2009