MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName's definitions

nut

A healthy food that squirrels eat. They can also be seen as an ice cream topping.

It also has another shallnotbesaid meaning

Can I get a sundae with crushed peanuts on top?

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

NVIDIA

Creator of the RTX 9834789158462134873218546873456281394632198746329875657518792348912369874623975634987513264879531425090 Ti

Why doesn't NVIDIA make CPUs?

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022

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How bored do you actually have to be to look this up?

"the people who search up https:/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=https%3A%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2Fdefine.php%3Fterm%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.urbandictionary.com%252Fdefine.php%253Fterm%253Dhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.urbandictionary.com is proof that I have underestimated the human limit for boredom"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

asbestos

A substance that you really shouldn't breathe in if you don't want lung damage.

Bad News: We're secretly breathing in very low levels of asbestos every day

"United States PLEASE for fucks sake ban asbestos"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 8, 2022

Fake Definition

A term defined on Urban Dictionary that has NEVER been used in that way before. It's not rare to see them as the word of the day, unfortunately. Sometimes, they appear as the first thing you see when you look up a term that has an actual meaning that ISN'T whatever the fake definition says, and sometimes, the specific fake definition has many other people defining the same fake definition.

Examples:

1) Sexual "definitions" that "defines" something that is neither inherently sexual nor used in any sort of sexual term (ex: one of the definitions for downloading)

2) "Definitions" for common real life names (ex: Susan)

3) Inside jokes between like 1 or 2 small friend groups

Jack: Yo Brain let's search up our names on UrbDic to see what kind of fake definitions no-lifes there put as the "definitons" for our names.

Brain: Apparently, they put "a cool and chill introvert" under my name

Jack: Cool. I got "a fuckboy who made so many girls (and boys) lose their virginity".

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

Adolf Hitler Uunona

A Nambian politician with a very unfortunate name.

If I was Adolf Hitler Uunona and I recently learned about the Holocaust and other Nazi war crimes, I'd try and change my name ASAP.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022

Gustavo

A name that's derived from an Old Swedish name that meant "great royal staff" or smth.

Also known as the first name of Breaking Bad character "Gustavo Fring".

"My name is Gustavo, but you can call me Gus"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022