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asbestos

A substance that you really shouldn't breathe in if you don't want lung damage.

Bad News: We're secretly breathing in very low levels of asbestos every day

"United States PLEASE for fucks sake ban asbestos"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 8, 2022

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How bored do you actually have to be to look this up?

"the people who search up https:/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=https%3A%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2Fdefine.php%3Fterm%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.urbandictionary.com%252Fdefine.php%253Fterm%253Dhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.urbandictionary.com is proof that I have underestimated the human limit for boredom"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

Rodrick Heffley

Greg Heffley's older brother. Not the nicest person to Greg, I can't deny that.

Considered by some people to be the most "normal" Heffley in the family.

Oh, and some people on this site seem to be simping for him.

"Rodrick Heffley is basically asking his dad to do his essay for him. There is no way Frank's actually going to-"

*His dad types Rodrick's essay for him*

"Bruh I hate this family sometimes."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

Noah

A name of Hebrew origin that means something like "rest" or "peace".

In the Bible, someone named Noah built an Ark and threw every living thing on there before the Earth was flooded.

NOAH GET THE BOAT

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

Adolf Hitler

1) A famous Austrian painter who then went on and become leader of Germany and start WWII after being rejected from art school. He also had a book called "Mein Kampf".

2) Adolf Hitler Uunona, a random politician in Nambia.

"There's a politician in Nambia named Adolf Hitler. That's such an unfortunate name to have in this timeline. Also BTW did you know that one Nazi leader was also a painter? He also had a book."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022

Piss

1) Another word for urine, which is a waste liquid stored in the bladder and excreted out of the urethra (n)

2) A peeing session (n)

3) To pee (v)

4) To anger or annoy (v)

5) Something used to emphasize another adjective (adv)

1) Time to test my own piss for drugs

2) If you don't take a piss for an extended period of time, your bladder might explode

3) Time to piss

4) This rigged game is pissing me off

5) A game that is extremely difficult when you don't spend any money, but piss easy when you spend $200 on OP benefits locked behind paywalls is a pay2win game

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 20, 2022

finger

The thingys on my hand that I have 10 of (in total). They're also useful for typing, as I probably wouldn't be typing this definition without them.

I've also occasionally seen this term used in a sexual manner (especially in a joke involving an exposed pedophile who goes by GuitarHeroStyles)

"I love fingers. I can use them to write shit, type shit, play video games, and do my stupid homework."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022