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1.
When a man brings home a woman after attempting to woo her, but she ends up putting on more clothes, rather than taking them off.
Dan: "How did things work out with that girl you met last night?"

Jay: "Everything was going fine, until I brought her back to my place, and she asked to borrow my sweatshirt, and said she had a boyfriend. I had a negative hook-up."
by My balls are fat September 16, 2011