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convenient amnesia

A self-serving partial or total loss of memory often used as a tool by politicians who often promise wondrous things only to renege on their promises once elected.
To curry favor with the masses Vermin Love Supreme promised ponies for everyone, but once elected, however, he got convenient amnesia.
by MurdochMaxwell October 20, 2020
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Tropoclastics

My brother claims to be the master of tropoclastics, but I still see him eating ice cream at 3 in the morning.
by MurdochMaxwell October 20, 2020
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Orthpolitiphobia

Byeon's reasoning for his orthpolitiphobia was that he was scarred that if the trend towards political correctness would have him needing to self-censor his speech in order to keep his cushy corporate job.
by MurdochMaxwell October 21, 2020
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Cynoism

1. Attribution of divine qualities to dogs.

2. A type of animism involving the worship of dogs and dog spirits.
3. The religion or philosophy derived from biomimicry of dogs.
4. Doctrine that dogs are of highest value.
In Cynoism, David Bowie's "Diamond Dogs" is a popular hymn along with "who let the dogs out" by the Baha Men; to which many cynoist congregations respond with the cantillation "We we we did did, we we we did did".
by MurdochMaxwell October 21, 2020
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Walmartification

1. The action or process of walmartifying something.
2. The process of turning something into Walmart

3. In reference to the Walmart Effect where the presence or introduction of a large business like Walmart has a notable economic impact (especially in a negative sense) on the businesses in its area.
4. The result of Walmart's hegemonic efforts especially when Walmart undercuts local businesses; most notably, when Walmart is able to take on a loss until the local businesses go out of business.
The hipster was annoyed by the Walmartification of his formerly totally hip town; chockful of niche grocery stores. Now with the town's niche grocery stores supplanted by Walmart; making his town have a full-on bland grocery situation.
by MurdochMaxwell October 21, 2020
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BDSM Authoritarianism

... is the enforcement or advocacy of strict obedience to the dominatrixes'/dominators' authority with the appearance of being at expense of personal freedom. The doms & dommes enforce the tying, binding, or restraining the citizenry who entered the land voluntarily for erotic, aesthetic, or somatosensory stimulation.
I hear the ProDomme party, advocating for BDSM Authoritarianism, got 69% of the vote -- what simps.
by MurdochMaxwell November 6, 2020
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Conspiracy Empiricists

One who propagates an idea or ideas that many important political events or economic and social trends are the products of deceptive plots that are largely unknown to the general public; via practical experience and experiments as a basis for such idea they are propagating.
Conspiracy empiricists often think just because a dominant theory is mostly sufficient for explaining most of a phenomena doesn't mean one shouldn't attempt to teak the theory via experiments to find more information.
by MurdochMaxwell November 7, 2020
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