Mudknuckle Circus's definitions

Bieberoids

Bieberoids are all around us. They dress, speak endlessly about and are obsessed with Justin Bieber.
Any Bieberoid over the age of 12 should seek professional mental heathcare.

James' daughter Jesse is a Bieberoid. which is fine because she is nine. Most nine year old girls are Bieberoids. His son Paul, is also a Bieberoid but since he is twenty, it's just creepy.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 7, 2013

blophus

A Blophus is the result of farting while seated in a narrow, confining chair. Such as airline seats.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.

Greg was both concerned and delighted by his first blophus, however, the other officers seated in the stake-out van were horrified.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 16, 2013

twobbled

When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.

When I slipped and fell onto the fence rail, I was Twobbled so bad that I almost puked.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.

Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 6, 2013

Gronk

A Gronk is an unusually large woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.

I couldn't get close to Mandy last night. That big Gronk at the table wouldn't let me near her.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 7, 2013