Skin Missile

A Skin Missile is a euphemism for an erection.
Watching Marie in her cheerleader uniform left me with a raging Skin Missile!
by Mudknuckle Circus December 03, 2013
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FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.
Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 07, 2013
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Pants Pylon

An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.
Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 18, 2013
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FUBWABA

FUBWABA is an acronym for Fat Ugly Bitch With A Bad Attitude.
We often encounter FUBWABAs in social gathering places like bars and restaurants. They are often in managerial positions where they can do the most damage. The Average FUBWABA has a short fuse and waist size above 50. They have been known to travel in herds of up to nine, laying waste to buffets and snack bars.
I tried to return a sweater at the mall, but the FUBWABA at the return counter wouldn't accept my gift receipt.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 08, 2013
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Gronk

A Gronk is an unusually large woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.
I couldn't get close to Mandy last night. That big Gronk at the table wouldn't let me near her.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 08, 2013
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