12 definitions by Mudknuckle Circus
Sackstick is the adherence of the scrotum to one's thigh. Sackstick occurs when men are physically active or wearing confining pants. We always see women picking at their drawers when the elastic rides up on their asses, but when you see a guy stop and do a double knee bend, he is rectifying a case of Sackstick.
I had been standing in line in the sun for an hour when I noticed I had a gnarly case of Sackstick. Time to detach!
by Mudknuckle Circus December 19, 2013
A Blophus is the result of farting while seated in a narrow, confining chair. Such as airline seats.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.
Greg was both concerned and delighted by his first blophus, however, the other officers seated in the stake-out van were horrified.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013
When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 18, 2013
by Mudknuckle Circus November 7, 2013
by Mudknuckle Circus November 18, 2013