Freeport, Maine's clothing brand for ugly, messy, geeky ass New-Englanders or the same kind of people who wish they lived in New England. Everyone who wears it thinks they're so fucking smart but they're really geeks who hug trees. The sizing is inconsistant, its overpriced, and not to mention its ugly and boring! Their clothes have no style or personal flair.
Look at the exchange student from Massachusetts. She's got the ugliest clothes I've ever seen. I think they're L.L. Bean.