blingy material to distract the world from your asscrack
sparkles glued to your lower back, ala tramp stamp style
Love the lowrise look, but hate the breeze in your butt crack? Add some crackjazzle to your jeans with a new product.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.
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