23 definitions by MrWhomstDVe
the Happy Tree Friend, also known as "Amicus venerandum", is a North American species of the Mammalia class. A tree friend usually appears as an adorable woodland creature, with different species forms ranging from rabbits to squirrels to chipmunks. They have boot feet, buck-teeth, heart noses, and Pac-Man eyes. All of them have thin lines located on their philtrum, between the nose and mouth. According to MrRockGuy who gave a definition to this in June 2004, they die in horribly violent accidents and situations, and this is actually true too sometimes! However, mostly when they get hurt, they will make noises ranging from screams to whimpers, and depict injuries as well. Mostly, there is no blood in the injuries, but some bleeding, to make sure it's appropriate for children. These animals behave mostly like children, seeking people to play with. Even though they can get bored too, they are also kept as pets according to Statistics Canada. Some of them have cheeks too; a few of them have freckles, gapped teeth, and antlers if they're a moose. They can sing, speak clear English and gibberish, and dance.
According to Animal Planet, they are usually found in cities and towns, even in rural places. As well as that, they can even be found in America too! If a tree friend appears as an anteater, the animal has NO BUCKTEETH OR NOSE, just a trunk.
According to Animal Planet, they are usually found in cities and towns, even in rural places. As well as that, they can even be found in America too! If a tree friend appears as an anteater, the animal has NO BUCKTEETH OR NOSE, just a trunk.
some british boi narrator named michael rosen: hey guys watching the telly, this is bbc planet earth. today we be taking a look at, well, can't see ems?
a tree friend: Wheeeee! *laughing* Wahoo! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: AAAGH!! A TREE FRIEND!! Y'ALL NOT SURVIVE!! MUST YEET!!
*yeets the tree friend and pulls out his meaty striped venison in order to use him as food*
the narrator: oh, its called a happy tree friend. well, we're in a forest in London, England. A seething predator, homo sapiens, is violently gaming the animal. I've just found the animal to actually be Cuddles the rabbit.
*after*
narrator: we see a family in London eating this tree friend. it's complete with spices and pepper as well as other seasonings.
elmer fudd: ahh, woasted wabbit boi
a tree friend: Wheeeee! *laughing* Wahoo! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: AAAGH!! A TREE FRIEND!! Y'ALL NOT SURVIVE!! MUST YEET!!
*yeets the tree friend and pulls out his meaty striped venison in order to use him as food*
the narrator: oh, its called a happy tree friend. well, we're in a forest in London, England. A seething predator, homo sapiens, is violently gaming the animal. I've just found the animal to actually be Cuddles the rabbit.
*after*
narrator: we see a family in London eating this tree friend. it's complete with spices and pepper as well as other seasonings.
elmer fudd: ahh, woasted wabbit boi
by MrWhomstDVe December 30, 2019
The scum that even MICHAEL ROSEN can’t handle who will come sucking your entire wallet just to give you their animated, 4-5 frame idiocies.
by MrWhomstDVe April 9, 2020
A celebration on every Tuesday in June and August where buyers and partygoers get to buy Tarzan DVDs and other stuff, watch Tarzan videos, and even make Tarzan vines, alongside other things!
IT'S TARZAN TUESDAY MOTHASWINGAS!!!
by MrWhomstDVe February 28, 2020
Really good chips with a concave shape. You can stack them, make the shape of a duck's bill on your mouth, or just pop 'em. It really doesn't matter which way you eat it.
Me: ay, u want some Pringles?
Roger Rabbit: hmm, i ain't tasted those before in a year!
Baku: whoa! those are cool! i'ma try some!
Werner Werman: hallo. lemme get zem Pringles, please.
Me: how about you guys and I eat the chips?
Yep. Once you pop, you can't stop.
Roger Rabbit: hmm, i ain't tasted those before in a year!
Baku: whoa! those are cool! i'ma try some!
Werner Werman: hallo. lemme get zem Pringles, please.
Me: how about you guys and I eat the chips?
Yep. Once you pop, you can't stop.
by MrWhomstDVe October 3, 2019
Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!
Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario
by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2022
Capitalism is all for me.
by MrWhomstDVe September 3, 2021
by MrWhomstDVe August 2, 2020