A person of the male gender or so they claim
who attends a once all women's college expecting with
his incredible odds
that he can get many many
girls but in fact he is just a little bitch. He may think that he i so awesome and the "shit" but once again, he is misled. He tries to fight every sydney
guy that enters
the LU campus because he thinks he is so tough. The sydney
man only enters
the campus when invited by a LU girl
who knew that she couldn't get any from
who are probably in their dorms jackin it to their roommate's photo album.
The LU girl
enjoys the company of the sydney
man over the Longwood
"Man" because of the following reasons...
1. He is straight.
2. He is a southern gentleman.
3. The LU "Man" will one day work
for the sydney
4. The sydney
man knows how to throw down.
5. The sydney
man will sleep with
girls, but it is not all they
6. We are well-educated.
7. We can pound the beer among
other things if the girl
Longwood "Man": Hey girls, wanna come with me back to my room. I have
Mike's hard lemonade and we can get very
Girls: Umm... no thanks. Our sydney
men are on their way to come get us and take
us back to their place
for fun and games and ravaging sex.
LU "Man": Well alright
then, I would
come with you to get me a sydney
man, but they don't have
any gay guys to my liking at their school.