An unimaginable terrifying
creature that conceived itself many years ago. Its story is both shocking
As a crackwhore
children, a twenty-nine
-year-old The Shame
stumbled upon a new Pentagon project--how it got in is a story of its own. The 'project' was an experimental
, created using the theory
of relativity's laws. Chanting,in its 'Cartman'/ghetto/high-pitched The-Shame
voice, "HAY WORK WORK WORK", The Shame
and pressed random
buttons. It was instantly transfered to 1989, where, to make a long story short, it married
a Mexican man (Pepe) and had two children during an affair with a Polish man. Thus, The Shame
BECAME The Shother and conceived itself!
is also responsible for many other things, such as flawing the Matrix, destroying shuttle Discovery, and making hobbits so small.
Some random person: Dude, god damnit, The Shame is trying
to do math again. Fucking The Shame...
The Shame: "hahahah WORK WORK WORK
!! Eyem SEW CULE!! ahhaha"
*presses its calculator with its face*
Some other random person: ...Fucking The Shame..