1 definition by Mr. Steven Buscemi
Extremely hammered. Wasted, fucked up, faded, blacked-out, etc. A reference to the water monitor lizard from Jessie.
"Dude Kyler is MIA and apparently he drank 3 Four Lokos. Have you seen him?"
"Yeah, he's in his room drunk texting his ex. Buddy's absolutely Kiplinged."
"Fuck."
"Yeah, he's in his room drunk texting his ex. Buddy's absolutely Kiplinged."
"Fuck."
by Mr. Steven Buscemi March 22, 2022