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Boof

(noun)
1. A cannabis cigarette. Weed.

(verb)
2. To take drugs anally ; To shove something up the anal cavity

3. To be fooled or deceived
1. "Dude that boof hit hard as hell"

2. "After boofing the takis, he was disappointed they were allowed in Chili's and that his anal achievement was in vain"

3. "Stop baby raging and accept that u got boofed."
by Mr. Statewide January 29, 2020
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caucasian flush

The white person version of Asian flush -- A debilitating array of symptoms white people experience when eating any spicy foods, including a running nose, tears, and the face turning red. A crippling, full-body experience caused by even little amounts of spice.
John was experiencing caucasian flush from the white bread, causing him to lay on the floor in the fedal position for 30-45 minutes.
by Mr. Statewide April 8, 2020
mugGet the caucasian flushmug.

gold tips

the brown, gold, or yellow hue that appears on the end crusty, used socks
i don't wanna take my shoes off, she'd be able to see my gold tips
by Mr. Statewide August 5, 2020
mugGet the gold tipsmug.

Vibe

(Noun)

1. The general impression one gets from a person, place or thing. The way it is.
(Also referred to as vibes)

(Verb)

2. To be in a relaxed state with no particular intentions

3. To agree with, like, or be on the same page as someone or something
(To vibe with)
1. "Yeah man, the vibe at Tyler's party was weird."

2. "I liked it, I was high as hell so I was just vibing in the corner the whole time."

3. "I dont know, I guess I just don't vibe with Tyler."
by Mr. Statewide January 29, 2020
mugGet the Vibemug.

Park

Retro slang meaning to have sex, particularly in a "parked" car. To park a car somewhere and have sex. Common in the 50's and 60's.
Yeah, she's a real Run Around Sue, she's parked with every guy in the class of 1962!
by Mr. Statewide February 16, 2020
mugGet the Parkmug.

circlejerk

1. a group of people convening in a circle to masturbate, optionally with each person jacking off the person to their side

2. (pejorative) an ideologically homogenous environment in which involved members seek only to validate their own opinion as oppose to participate in honest discussion, particularly one with a façade of authentic, good-faith discourse -- an echo chamber. (derivative of def. 1)

3. (ironic) a subcommunity, particularly a subreddit, of a larger fandom that's usually more ironic and self-deprecating than the larger community, often mocking the larger community's circlejerking(2). can often be seen using the tone indicators /uj (unjerk) to indicate a deviation from the irony of the community and /rj (rejerk) to indicate a return to the irony. follow a naming convention of "community circlejerk", i.e. r/gamingcirclejerk, r/muacirclejerk, etc. (derivative of def. 2)

4. (verb) to participate in a circlejerk(1,2).
1. emma was upset to find her boyfriend in a circlejerk with his entire football team

2. the panel was merely a circlejerk

3. given that it was deleted from r/radiohead for breaking rule 4, it was probably a better fit for r/radioheadcirclejerk
by Mr. Statewide December 16, 2021
mugGet the circlejerkmug.

groodie

abbreviation of grey hoodie -- somebody who is a normie when it comes to fashion, particularly one who would frequently wear a grey (or black) hoodie.
look at the fuckn groodie over there, bet he's never even seen a zumies 🙄🙄
by Mr. Statewide May 29, 2020
mugGet the groodiemug.

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