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Kerplop(s)

Kerplop

1. The splashing sound poop makes in a toilet bowl with a decent amount of water

The poops went kerplop(s)

by Mr. President Shit August 18, 2012

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.

*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}

by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012