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2 definitions by Mr. President Shit

 
1.
Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.
*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012
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2.
Kerplop

1. The splashing sound poop makes in a toilet bowl with a decent amount of water
The poops went kerplop(s)
by Mr. President Shit August 17, 2012
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