Definitions by Mr. Pickles

alley smiling 

Indulging in a brief bout of oral sex in a darkened hallway, alley or narrow opening.

brb... I'm just walking outside with my boo for some alley smiling

alley smiling by mr. pickles December 16, 2015

spicy chicken finger 

masturbation using only one's pinky finger and a dollop of hot sauce.

Walking a little funny today due to my spicy chicken finger sessions, last evening.

spicy chicken finger by mr. pickles February 9, 2015

concrete pumper 

The act of overcoming constipation.

I ate way to much cheese a few days back, but after an especially challenging concrete pumper, I feel much better now.

concrete pumper by mr. pickles February 6, 2015

four-hole 

one step away from a fist

That fella's mouth is a real four-hole

four-hole by mr. pickles October 10, 2014

ditons 

Things which nobody knows what they are. Coe found the word on a sexual stimulant.

What the fuck is a diton? I don't know, but I'm supposed to put a couple drops of this shit on em.

ditons by Mr. Pickles January 12, 2005

zombie vibrator 

A vibrator that still works even though it is long dead and over used.

Wow, Trisha really pulled some McGiver shit with her Papa Smurf Vibrator. How does someone so dumb rewire electronic toys so well?

zombie vibrator by Mr. Pickles January 12, 2005

jones'd

verb; jones'd
used in past tense

1.To have ones ass handed to one.

2.Embarresment in public

"You got jones'd" or "I jones'd your ass"

jones'd by Mr. Pickles March 27, 2004