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3 definitions by Mr. Narglesby

 
1.
A vegetarian euphemism for sexual intercourse.
After Tim and Melissa finished their tempeh, they went off to the bedroom for a round of hide the cucumber.
by Mr. Narglesby February 06, 2010
 
2.
A noncommittal response, somewhere in between 'no' and 'yes'.
Mike: "Hey Fred, want to go play in traffic?"

Fred: "I'm going to have to say 'nyes' to that."
by Mr. Narglesby November 30, 2009
 
3.
1) The non Web 2.0 world.

2) The world outside of your parents' basement.
Steve: "Hey Stu, let's hit up the meatosphere and cruise some chicks!"

Stu: "I can't. Some jackass just blogged about how the new Captain Kirk is better than the old Captain Kirk and Captain Picard combined. Such untruths must not be perpetuated!"

Steve: "So instead of chasing tail, you want to argue about Star Wars with neckbeards from around the world. Man, what a loser."
by Mr. Narglesby December 07, 2009