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The red, rotary-dial telephone used to start World War Three. May also cause random nuclear wars and Presidential assassinations. Use with caution.
"Dude, I've completely lost faith in humanity. What should I do?"
"Go ring the red telephone. It'll make everything better."
by Mr. Meowmeow9 October 15, 2012

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