Lilek

Sam is the most lilek person alive he is basically skipping sex
by Mr. Jackson December 05, 2007
mugGet the Lilekmug.

Shampooing the Carpets

When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.
Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.
by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008
mugGet the Shampooing the Carpetsmug.