3 definitions by Mr. Incredible

jogging

It's a new fad. Apparently, you just run... for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

John: I just went jogging.
Mary: When in Rome

by Mr. Incredible January 12, 2005

diversity

An old, old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era to deliver large supplies of puréed walnuts from the South to the North. The walnuts were used as a replacement for toilet paper, due to the wartime shortage. Despite the volitile relationship between the two countries at the time, the North figured that it was more important to have a clean ass than to place an embargo on the South's nut shipments. The South figured,"Hell, we need the money".

There have been complaints from the authorities about a lack of diversity in the News Room.

by Mr. Incredible January 12, 2005

dinkis

You, or in Spanish: tu, or in Japanese: anata

What the fuck are you fucking doing you fucking dinkis?

by Mr. Incredible January 12, 2005