Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Homophobia

Homophobia is defined as the manifestation of things that come out of ones fears. These fears sometimes cause straight men to beet up the fag. The fears may include the following.

The fear of sucking poop off a stick;
The fear of getting poop on your stick;
The fear of having the taste of poop in your mouth;
The fear of getting rounded out and loosened up;
The fear of having your butt looked at by a fag (happens at bars);

Homophobia has a screening question, which normally depending on the answer can manifest homophobia.

Do you like cute young boys or harry old men?

I think Bear has Homophobia. Him and Jim just beet up that guy for looking at their butts.

by Mr. Homophobia June 7, 2023

Playing The Game of The Fag With My Sister

It is when a female is married to a bisexual or down low man. He cheats on his wife with other men. Her brother finds out about it. He proceeds to rent a grey hound bus. He drives around to all his uncles and cousins and stops at all the bars picking up guys that want to beet up a fag. They pile in the bus and drive to the sisters house. When they get there they all congregate to the back yard for a domestic disturbance. She brings her husband to the back yard while her brother leads the way and they all line up to beat him up.

My brother in law was playing the game of the fag with my sister so we showed up in a grey hound bus and beet him up.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Felcher

Someone who sucks his boyfriends poop through a straw by inserting the straw in his cornhole. He then proceeds to swallow the poop.

I think that Butt Pirate is a Felcher.

by Mr. Homophobia June 18, 2023

Poop Licker

Someone who licks poop off a pole after getting their butt reamed. Normally also known as a Limpy Wristed Fag as they enjoy licking poop. They tend to not care that they are sucking poop as they have a pole in their mouth..

I think that fag is a poop licker.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

The Crack Man

Someone who constantly shows crack. They run around to the grocery store and do all their running around showing crack to everyone who tries to cop a peek.

Everytime you look at the crack man everyone sees.

by Mr. Homophobia July 20, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who is expanded and all rounded out via a butt pirate.

Gee, that limpy wristed fag has a big cornhole. His farts play bass.

by Mr. Homophobia August 1, 2023

Scary Switcheroo

A scary switcheroo is also known as the bud light girl. The characteristics of a scary switcheroo is when a man gets a sex change and actually looks like a chick. In turn confusing the men who are looking for a mate. It has a voice that is half way between sounding like a man and a woman. The it also has an adams apple which makes all the men run.

Look at the bud light girl. She has an Adams apple. What a scary switcheroo.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023