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Homophobia

that Butt Pirate seems to be enhancing my homophobia.
by Mr. Homophobia May 30, 2023
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Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.
That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.
by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023
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Mr. Flip Floppy

Another name for the president of the United States (Joe Biden) as he has perfected flip flopping. His flip flopping includes the fact that he has declared himself as a moderate, but turned around and tried to do socialism and the stepping stones to communism, as he has also declared he is not a socialist. Which one is he.
Mr. Flip Floppy seems to be confused about what he really is.
by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023
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Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who leaves a wet spot on the chair when they sit down. It is normally caused by the rounding out of their Cornholio by a butt Pirate. The rounding out and the expansion of their cornhole causes it to leak brown liquid.
That Limpy Wristed Fag has a brown spot on the back of his underwear.
by Mr. Homophobia June 12, 2023
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Felcher

Someone who sucks his boyfriends poop through a straw by inserting the straw in his cornhole. He then proceeds to swallow the poop.
I think that Butt Pirate is a Felcher.
by Mr. Homophobia June 18, 2023
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Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who has an unnatural affection for the intake of poop through their mouth by sucking on a Butt Pirates Pole which has their own poop on it.
That Limpy Wristed Fag has poop in his mouth and it is dripping down his throat. I think it is unnatural. It is perfectly natural to squeeze one out and pinch and wiggle your butt cheeks while doing it. It not natural to intake poop.
by Mr. Homophobia June 18, 2023
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Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who is expanded and all rounded out via a butt pirate.
Gee, that limpy wristed fag has a big cornhole. His farts play bass.
by Mr. Homophobia August 1, 2023
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