Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Vern

A type of fart that makes the sound of the name Vern when it is farted and one hears it.

Gee, it smells like shit in here. I think I heard someone say Vern.

by Mr. Homophobia June 19, 2023

Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.

Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Homophobia

Corking is an act that comes out of the fears that manifest themselves out of Homophobia. It happens when someone with homosexual urges does not want them to come. He either likes cute young boys or harry old men. He then proceeds to stick a cork up his butt to keep from being rounded out by a cute young boy or harry old man.

That guy is walking funny. I think he has been corking. It is a manifestation of homophobia.

by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023

Three Footer

A type of poop that when shitted comes out measuring 36" in length ans is normally not that thick as while shitting it forms a circle in the toilet bowl.

I've been trying to shit a Three Footer all my life.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.

That was a good fart Greg.

by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023

Felcher

Someone who sucks his boyfriends poop through a straw by inserting the straw in his cornhole. He then proceeds to swallow the poop.

I think that Butt Pirate is a Felcher.

by Mr. Homophobia June 18, 2023

Bohemian Whale

A chick that is incredibly fat. Their butts take up the maximum amount of area. They have a six roll that prevents the penis from reaching their twot. They normally weigh at least 500 pound and can be caught getting stuck in their room, unable to escape through the doorway.

That Bohemian Whale got stuck in her room, unable to escape from overeating.

by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023