Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Gluteus Minimus

As opposed to gluteus maximus which is the maximum of area a butt takes up. Normally so big when they site down their butt looks like a couch. With gluteus minimus it refers to small scrumptious butt on a hot chick. The butt takes up the minimum amount of area.

That gluteus minimus fits through the door.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Homophobia

Corking is an act that comes out of the fears that manifest themselves out of Homophobia. It happens when someone with homosexual urges does not want them to come. He either likes cute young boys or harry old men. He then proceeds to stick a cork up his butt to keep from being rounded out by a cute young boy or harry old man.

That guy is walking funny. I think he has been corking. It is a manifestation of homophobia.

by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who has an unnatural affection for the intake of poop through their mouth by sucking on a Butt Pirates Pole which has their own poop on it.

That Limpy Wristed Fag has poop in his mouth and it is dripping down his throat. I think it is unnatural. It is perfectly natural to squeeze one out and pinch and wiggle your butt cheeks while doing it. It not natural to intake poop.

by Mr. Homophobia June 18, 2023

Critical Race Theory

A new concept that was come up with by those that are trying to reinstill racism in the white population of the United States. A false idea that with the law of probabilities can be proven to be false. It is an effort to combat our over hundred years effort to give the black population equality. This instills in our white kids that blacks are not equal and inferior to the white race. This teaching will increase the amount of racism we have in the culture and teach young kids that they are born racist when in fact most of their families are teaching them to not be racist.

Critical race theory is a bunch of bs.

by Mr. Homophobia June 28, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who leaves a wet spot on the chair when they sit down. It is normally caused by the rounding out of their Cornholio by a butt Pirate. The rounding out and the expansion of their cornhole causes it to leak brown liquid.

That Limpy Wristed Fag has a brown spot on the back of his underwear.

by Mr. Homophobia June 12, 2023

Homophobia

The fear of the cornhole bandit.

that Butt Pirate seems to be enhancing my homophobia.

by Mr. Homophobia May 30, 2023

Mr. Flip Floppy

Another name for the president of the United States (Joe Biden) as he has perfected flip flopping. His flip flopping includes the fact that he has declared himself as a moderate, but turned around and tried to do socialism and the stepping stones to communism, as he has also declared he is not a socialist. Which one is he.

Mr. Flip Floppy seems to be confused about what he really is.

by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023