Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Bobber

A male that weighs over 450 pounds. His body is shaped like a fishing bobber and he will bob in the water while trying to swim.

That Bobber looks like a big apple.

by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023

Homophobia

Homophobia is defined as the manifestation of things that come out of ones fears. These fears sometimes cause straight men to beet up the fag. The fears may include the following.

The fear of sucking poop off a stick;
The fear of getting poop on your stick;
The fear of having the taste of poop in your mouth;
The fear of getting rounded out and loosened up;
The fear of having your butt looked at by a fag (happens at bars);

Homophobia has a screening question, which normally depending on the answer can manifest homophobia.

Do you like cute young boys or harry old men?

I think Bear has Homophobia. Him and Jim just beet up that guy for looking at their butts.

by Mr. Homophobia June 7, 2023

Playing The Game of The Fag With My Sister

It is when a female is married to a bisexual or down low man. He cheats on his wife with other men. Her brother finds out about it. He proceeds to rent a grey hound bus. He drives around to all his uncles and cousins and stops at all the bars picking up guys that want to beet up a fag. They pile in the bus and drive to the sisters house. When they get there they all congregate to the back yard for a domestic disturbance. She brings her husband to the back yard while her brother leads the way and they all line up to beat him up.

My brother in law was playing the game of the fag with my sister so we showed up in a grey hound bus and beet him up.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Homophobia

Corking is an act that comes out of the fears that manifest themselves out of Homophobia. It happens when someone with homosexual urges does not want them to come. He either likes cute young boys or harry old men. He then proceeds to stick a cork up his butt to keep from being rounded out by a cute young boy or harry old man.

That guy is walking funny. I think he has been corking. It is a manifestation of homophobia.

by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023

Corking

The act of closing off your cornhole with a cork in fear of a butt pirate pillaging your cornhole. It results in causing you to walk like something is stuck up your butt. It can be mistaken for a pole.

I think that guys been corking, he's walking funny.

by Mr. Homophobia July 6, 2023

Felching

It is when a Butt Pirates sucks the poop out of a Limpy Wristed Fags ass using a straw.

Those two homosexual men have been Felching.

by Mr. Homophobia June 14, 2023

Mr. Flip Floppy

Another name for the president of the United States (Joe Biden) as he has perfected flip flopping. His flip flopping includes the fact that he has declared himself as a moderate, but turned around and tried to do socialism and the stepping stones to communism, as he has also declared he is not a socialist. Which one is he.

Mr. Flip Floppy seems to be confused about what he really is.

by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023