Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.

Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Butt Pirate

Someone who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to like the feeling of the inside of cornholio.

I think that butt pirate is making an error and has an enthatuation with the affections he gets from cornholio.

by Mr. Homophobia May 26, 2023

Bud Light Girl

An trans actor that was hired by Budweiser to do a commercial that caused all the men to boycott bud light.

the bud light girl has an Adams apple.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Bobber

A male that weighs over 450 pounds. His body is shaped like a fishing bobber and he will bob in the water while trying to swim.

That Bobber looks like a big apple.

by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023

Homophobia

Homophobia is defined as the manifestation of things that come out of ones fears. These fears sometimes cause straight men to beet up the fag. The fears may include the following.

The fear of sucking poop off a stick;
The fear of getting poop on your stick;
The fear of having the taste of poop in your mouth;
The fear of getting rounded out and loosened up;
The fear of having your butt looked at by a fag (happens at bars);

Homophobia has a screening question, which normally depending on the answer can manifest homophobia.

Do you like cute young boys or harry old men?

I think Bear has Homophobia. Him and Jim just beet up that guy for looking at their butts.

by Mr. Homophobia June 7, 2023

Playing The Game of The Fag With My Sister

It is when a female is married to a bisexual or down low man. He cheats on his wife with other men. Her brother finds out about it. He proceeds to rent a grey hound bus. He drives around to all his uncles and cousins and stops at all the bars picking up guys that want to beet up a fag. They pile in the bus and drive to the sisters house. When they get there they all congregate to the back yard for a domestic disturbance. She brings her husband to the back yard while her brother leads the way and they all line up to beat him up.

My brother in law was playing the game of the fag with my sister so we showed up in a grey hound bus and beet him up.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Homophobia

It is a manifestation of straight men's fears that may include the following. The fear of getting rounded out. The fear of sucking poop off a pole. The fear of cross dressing. The manifestation of this fear normally surfaces as guys at a bar that beet men up that seem to be looking at their butts.

That big burly guy at the bar has homophobia, be just beet up that limpy wristed fag.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023