52 definitions by Mr. Homophobia
There are many characteristics of such a fag. Someone who talks with a lisp and hangs their left all frilly like a girl. They dress in women's clothing and join cheer in high school and college. They become ballet teachers at the WMCA and dress in tights.
by Mr. Homophobia May 30, 2023
by Mr. Homophobia August 1, 2023
It is when you are relaxing at home and suddenly you have to shit. So instead of shitting in the toilet you run down the street to a neighbors house and you lean against his front door or screen and try to lay a massive shit. To your disappointment the shit was too small and pathetic. It has to be done again. The same thing repeats itself a second time. You have to come back. The next day you go to the bar that is a couple hundred feet down the street from your neighbors house. You order a beer and half way through the beer your cornhole seems like it is going to squirt. So you run into the bathroom get a bunch of toilet paper and return to your neighbors front door where you lean against it, pull down your pants and squirt a whole puddle of diahrea. Then you wipe your butt and leave the toilet paper there. The next day you hide in the bushes to watch your neighbor clean it up.
by Mr. Homophobia June 23, 2023
Corking is an act that comes out of the fears that manifest themselves out of Homophobia. It happens when someone with homosexual urges does not want them to come. He either likes cute young boys or harry old men. He then proceeds to stick a cork up his butt to keep from being rounded out by a cute young boy or harry old man.
by Mr. Homophobia July 6, 2023
Homophobia is defined as the manifestation of things that come out of ones fears. These fears sometimes cause straight men to beet up the fag. The fears may include the following.
The fear of sucking poop off a stick;
The fear of getting poop on your stick;
The fear of having the taste of poop in your mouth;
The fear of getting rounded out and loosened up;
The fear of having your butt looked at by a fag (happens at bars);
Homophobia has a screening question, which normally depending on the answer can manifest homophobia.
Do you like cute young boys or harry old men?
The fear of sucking poop off a stick;
The fear of getting poop on your stick;
The fear of having the taste of poop in your mouth;
The fear of getting rounded out and loosened up;
The fear of having your butt looked at by a fag (happens at bars);
Homophobia has a screening question, which normally depending on the answer can manifest homophobia.
Do you like cute young boys or harry old men?
by Mr. Homophobia June 8, 2023
that Butt Pirate seems to be enhancing my homophobia.
by Mr. Homophobia May 30, 2023
It is a manifestation of straight men's fears that may include the following. The fear of getting rounded out. The fear of sucking poop off a pole. The fear of cross dressing. The manifestation of this fear normally surfaces as guys at a bar that beet men up that seem to be looking at their butts.
by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023