Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Homophobia

The fear of getting someone elses poop in your butt via a cornhole bandit.

That guy must have homophobia. He has a cork in his butt.

by Mr. Homophobia June 9, 2023

Homophobia

Corking is an act that comes out of the fears that manifest themselves out of Homophobia. It happens when someone with homosexual urges does not want them to come. He either likes cute young boys or harry old men. He then proceeds to stick a cork up his butt to keep from being rounded out by a cute young boy or harry old man.

That guy is walking funny. I think he has been corking. It is a manifestation of homophobia.

by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023

Critical Race Theory

A new concept that was come up with by those that are trying to reinstill racism in the white population of the United States. A false idea that with the law of probabilities can be proven to be false. It is an effort to combat our over hundred years effort to give the black population equality. This instills in our white kids that blacks are not equal and inferior to the white race. This teaching will increase the amount of racism we have in the culture and teach young kids that they are born racist when in fact most of their families are teaching them to not be racist.

Critical race theory is a bunch of bs.

by Mr. Homophobia June 28, 2023

Mr. Flip Floppy

Another name for the president of the United States (Joe Biden) as he has perfected flip flopping. His flip flopping includes the fact that he has declared himself as a moderate, but turned around and tried to do socialism and the stepping stones to communism, as he has also declared he is not a socialist. Which one is he.

Mr. Flip Floppy seems to be confused about what he really is.

by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023

Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Kamala Harris

Also known as Kamala Hairless as she often lifts her skirt at the podium yelling to everyone look I'm hairless, I have no bush.

The worst Vice President we have ever had. She is also a self declared Marxist communist. She is part of the communist agenda to take over the Democrat party and change the party platform to socialism and play out the stepping stones to communism in order to do a Marxist regime change in the United States, changing our constitution to Russian style communism.

Kamala Harris is the most unqualified Vice President we have ever had. She comes up with the worst solutions.

by Mr. Homophobia July 6, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who leaves a wet spot on the chair when they sit down. It is normally caused by the rounding out of their Cornholio by a butt Pirate. The rounding out and the expansion of their cornhole causes it to leak brown liquid.

That Limpy Wristed Fag has a brown spot on the back of his underwear.

by Mr. Homophobia June 12, 2023