Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Bad Switcheroo

It is the time after Bruce Jenner tries to transform his Bad Switcheroo to a scary switcheroo through plastic surgery. Once he has completed the process he will then look for a boyfriend and try to get married. As he searches all the men in fear of still bad switcheroo.

Bruce Jenner is out there looking for a boyfriend. He still has a bad switcheroo.

by Mr. Homophobia June 1, 2023

Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.

Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Bud Light Girl

An trans actor that was hired by Budweiser to do a commercial that caused all the men to boycott bud light.

the bud light girl has an Adams apple.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Homophobia

Homophobia is defined as the manifestation of things that come out of ones fears. These fears sometimes cause straight men to beet up the fag. The fears may include the following.

The fear of sucking poop off a stick;
The fear of getting poop on your stick;
The fear of having the taste of poop in your mouth;
The fear of getting rounded out and loosened up;
The fear of having your butt looked at by a fag (happens at bars);

Homophobia has a screening question, which normally depending on the answer can manifest homophobia.

Do you like cute young boys or harry old men?

I think Bear has Homophobia. Him and Jim just beet up that guy for looking at their butts.

by Mr. Homophobia June 7, 2023

Homophobia

The fear of getting someone elses poop in your butt via a cornhole bandit.

That guy must have homophobia. He has a cork in his butt.

by Mr. Homophobia June 9, 2023

Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.

That was a good fart Greg.

by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who leaves a wet spot on the chair when they sit down. It is normally caused by the rounding out of their Cornholio by a butt Pirate. The rounding out and the expansion of their cornhole causes it to leak brown liquid.

That Limpy Wristed Fag has a brown spot on the back of his underwear.

by Mr. Homophobia June 12, 2023