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Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.
Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.
by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023
mugGet the Cornhole Banditmug.

Vern

A type of fart that makes the sound of the name Vern when it is farted and one hears it.
Gee, it smells like shit in here. I think I heard someone say Vern.
by Mr. Homophobia June 19, 2023
mugGet the Vernmug.

Bad Switcheroo

A bad switcheroo is also known as a Bruce Jenner. It occurs when a male gets a sex change into a fake female. They continue to look like a man and talk like a man. In order to combat the bad switcheroo and look and talk like a woman they have a deep burning desire to get plastic surgery. They proceed to peel skin off a good looking female butt, they have the urge to take the skin to a plastic surgeon to make them look like a chick. They also attend voice coaches that instruct them on how to talk like a queen.
Gee, Bruce Jenner still looks like a man. I think he got a bad switcheroo.
by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023
mugGet the Bad Switcheroomug.

Circle Jerk

A circle of 12 naked fags, six of them are butt pirates and six of them are limpy wristed fags. The butt pirates do the rounding the limpy wristed fags get rounded out.
That butt pirate went to a circle jerk and gave 11 fags aids.
by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023
mugGet the Circle Jerkmug.

Reach Around

When a male gets a male dog and cuddles with it while fondling it's Weiner.
That guy is giving his dog a reach around.
by Mr. Homophobia July 7, 2023
mugGet the Reach Aroundmug.

Bobber

A male that weighs over 450 pounds. His body is shaped like a fishing bobber and he will bob in the water while trying to swim.
That Bobber looks like a big apple.
by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023
mugGet the Bobbermug.

Bad Switcheroo

It is a male that got a sex change but still looks and talks like a guy. He proceeds to get out on the dating scene looking for a boyfriend.
I think that girl that was hitting on you has a bad switcheroo.
by Mr. Homophobia May 30, 2023
mugGet the Bad Switcheroomug.

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