Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Homophobia

It is a manifestation of straight men's fears that may include the following. The fear of getting rounded out. The fear of sucking poop off a pole. The fear of cross dressing. The manifestation of this fear normally surfaces as guys at a bar that beet men up that seem to be looking at their butts.

That big burly guy at the bar has homophobia, be just beet up that limpy wristed fag.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Poop Licker

Someone who licks poop off a pole after getting their butt reamed. Normally also known as a Limpy Wristed Fag as they enjoy licking poop. They tend to not care that they are sucking poop as they have a pole in their mouth..

I think that fag is a poop licker.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Scary Switcheroo

A scary switcheroo is also known as the bud light girl. The characteristics of a scary switcheroo is when a man gets a sex change and actually looks like a chick. In turn confusing the men who are looking for a mate. It has a voice that is half way between sounding like a man and a woman. The it also has an adams apple which makes all the men run.

Look at the bud light girl. She has an Adams apple. What a scary switcheroo.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who is expanded and all rounded out via a butt pirate.

Gee, that limpy wristed fag has a big cornhole. His farts play bass.

by Mr. Homophobia August 1, 2023

Bud Light Girl

An trans actor that was hired by Budweiser to do a commercial that caused all the men to boycott bud light.

the bud light girl has an Adams apple.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who is willing to scratch another mans cornhole when asked during an itch. They normally try to scratch the entrance of your cornhole without your underwear with their bare fingers. They then process to get small amounts of poop on their fingers.

That Limpy Wristed Fag has poop on his finger tips.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.

Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023