1 definition by Mr. Goodbar X85

Jesus

Died on the cross for my sins so that I may be forgiven and gain the free gift of eternal life.

Billy: Mike, you *bleepin'* *bleep*, haven't seen you in 10 *bleepin'* years! How you been?

Mike: Well Billy, I'm actually a Christian now... and a pastor at that!

Billy: Well I'll be damned!

Mike: You don't have to Billy, Jesus can save you!

by Mr. Goodbar X85 August 30, 2008