1 definition by Mr. Footlong Redux
Being recently discovered, the New Hampshire Newtknuckle is only known to be performed among one-armed carnies and the deaf. The Newtknuckle involves a New Hampshire Newt being taken from the Boston Harbor and placed on the crotchel region of the person while wearing pants (or shorts), thus creating the look of a knuckle behind the zipper. Mostly used by women, the Newt then finds his new, watery home inside the vaginal canal. In rare occasions, it will find the anus. In rarer occasions, it will leave (see: dry pussy).
"Hey man, your mom has a bulge in her pants...it looks like a cock!"- Boy at the schoolyard, seeing other boy's mother.
"Nah man! She's just doin' a New Hampshire Newtknuckle!"- Proud son
"Ohhhhh...righteous!"- All boys at schoolyard
"Nah man! She's just doin' a New Hampshire Newtknuckle!"- Proud son
"Ohhhhh...righteous!"- All boys at schoolyard
by Mr. Footlong Redux September 2, 2016